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Very good news comrades. The financial strength of the American capitalists system is on the brink of failure. Yes comrades, it is soon time for a new form of economical prosperity to rise up in its place based of the true merits of socialism and communism of course. Our friend the master of world markets George Soros has shared his magnificent plan with the world. Our sister democratic state China shall become the economical hub for all the world. Yes comrades that’s victory you hear shouting from the streets of Moscow.

In a recent interview with the Financial Times, Soros said that China hasn’t been pulling its weight in reorganizing the global economy after last year’s economic collapse, and the way to convince China to lead is to allow it to “own” the reorganization of the global financial system that is underway.

You really need to bring China into the creation of a new world order, a financial world order,” Soros told FT. “They are kind of reluctant members of the IMF. They play along, but they don’t make much of a contribution because it’s not their institution. … They have to own it the same way as, let’s say, the United States owns the Washington consensus, the current order, and I think this would be a more stable one where you would have co-ordinated policies. I think the makings of it are already there because the G20, in agreeing to peer reviews, effectively is moving in that direction.”

via Soros: China should lead ‘new world order’ | Raw Story.

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Very bad news comrades. The Internet, which will soon be heavily regulated like it should be, has uncovered our secret plans that were strategically placed in the bill for the benefit of the poor. Yes comrades the pesky and greedy bastards have found the legislation that will exempt insurance companies from medical lawsuits. Now comrades I know you are thinking that we should sue those greedy bastards in the insurance industry, but no comrades. This was our gift as the insurance companies have been slowly building a system where the American people learn to depend on someone else for their immediates needs. Yes comrades the insurance companies that we speak ill towards are actually our companions in this battle for the rights of the people.

Buried in the thousands of pages of the health care bills drafted by Democrats in the House and Senate is a provision to protect insurance companies from legal accountability for benefit decisions that cause injury or death to patients, Republicans warned on Wednesday.

“You can sue your doctor for malpractice if he makes a mistake practicing medicine, but you cannot sue your insurance company when it makes a medical decision,” Rep. John Shadegg (R-Ariz.) said at the press conference near the steps of the Capitol. “That’s just wrong.

via Big Government » Blog Archive » Pelosi’s Gift to Insurance Companies: Immunity from Lawsuits.

Good news red loving communist patriots. The great victory push known as Global Warming is well into effect. In this cartoon image you can clearly see that families are forced to pay offsets to their new pets in order to fund the people’s social programming!

Big Government » Blog Archive » Global Warming Fringe Is Coming For Your Pet.

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Good news comrades! The glorious rise of a more comprehensive government plan to rid the western world of poverty and strife is nearly here. Yes, the rise of the people to take the reigns from the greedy bastards and end capitalism once and for all. The heavenly leader Barack Obama is leading the transformation in the western front comrades , his people and the poor and hungry children of The Peoples States of America are singing his praises. No indoctrination here comrades, this is pure spontaneous artistic expression in it’s most exciting form.

Spread the wealth of this joyous news around. And who knows if we hope really hard you too can be living in the workers utopia. Go now, watch the videos posted below and sing Obama’s praises.

WEST HIGH SCHOOL — 12-6-08

This is the school’s probable website. What’s going on here is explained below in the video notes.

Video Title: “Multico’s Finale is Obama’s victory speech!“

Video Note: Each year, MULTICO, a company of West High School students chosen to reflect the diverse ethnic and racial population of Madisons schools, tours elementary and middle schools with an original thirty minute production focusing on the concerns and experiences of children and adolescents in a multicultural, multilingual urban environment. MULTICO, a two hour a day English class, writes and performs a series of short sketches that highlight race, gender, sexuality and conflict, providing another tool for classroom teachers to use as we all work towards a more empathetic world.

Transcript:

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, today is your answer.

It’s the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled — Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of red states and blue states; we are, and always will be, the United States of America.

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other.

The true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity and unyielding hope.

For that is the true genius of America — that America can change. Our union can be perfected. And what we have achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

America, we have come so far. But there is so much more to do.
This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time — to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and to restore the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people
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Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Yes, we can.

via Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » ELEMENTARY EPIDEMIC: 11 Uncovered Videos Show School Children Performing Praises to Obama.

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Comrades, sad news today in the middle east. Comrade Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s tools of revolution have been confiscated by them evil greedy capitalists bastards. We here at Reformblog have it on good authority that these tools were going to be used for peaceful means – to protect young children from murderers and rapists, nothing more.

Isn’t it ironic and laughable that a nation who holds a supposed belief in a “free market system” would be caught up in its own lies. Clearly, this is a violation of those capitalism principles that they are always blabbing on about.

Special Navy forces discovered a massive amount of weapons and ammunition on a cargo ship some 100 nautical miles west of Israel overnight Tuesday after boarding the vessel, which was flying an Antiguan flag.

Defense officials said the 140-meter long Francop, captured near Cyprus, was carrying arms sent by Iran and destined for Syria and Hizbullah.

Hundreds of tons of weaponry were on board in dozens of containers, they said.

A significant amount of 122-millimeter Katyusha rockets, likely made in Iran, assault rifles, mortar shells and grenades were found on board, added the officials.

JPost – Defense officials say weapons were bound for Syria

Comrades! These are exciting times as the good news is coming from the western front! Soon, very soon – Her most precious nation will soon be joining the Motherland! This is very good news. This round of drinks is on the rich bastards!