Comrades, sad news today in the middle east. Comrade Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s tools of revolution have been confiscated by them evil greedy capitalists bastards. We here at Reformblog have it on good authority that these tools were going to be used for peaceful means – to protect young children from murderers and rapists, nothing more.

Isn’t it ironic and laughable that a nation who holds a supposed belief in a “free market system” would be caught up in its own lies. Clearly, this is a violation of those capitalism principles that they are always blabbing on about.

Special Navy forces discovered a massive amount of weapons and ammunition on a cargo ship some 100 nautical miles west of Israel overnight Tuesday after boarding the vessel, which was flying an Antiguan flag.

Defense officials said the 140-meter long Francop, captured near Cyprus, was carrying arms sent by Iran and destined for Syria and Hizbullah.

Hundreds of tons of weaponry were on board in dozens of containers, they said.

A significant amount of 122-millimeter Katyusha rockets, likely made in Iran, assault rifles, mortar shells and grenades were found on board, added the officials.

JPost – Defense officials say weapons were bound for Syria

Comrades! These are exciting times as the good news is coming from the western front! Soon, very soon – Her most precious nation will soon be joining the Motherland! This is very good news. This round of drinks is on the rich bastards!