Very bad news comrades. The Internet, which will soon be heavily regulated like it should be, has uncovered our secret plans that were strategically placed in the bill for the benefit of the poor. Yes comrades the pesky and greedy bastards have found the legislation that will exempt insurance companies from medical lawsuits. Now comrades I know you are thinking that we should sue those greedy bastards in the insurance industry, but no comrades. This was our gift as the insurance companies have been slowly building a system where the American people learn to depend on someone else for their immediates needs. Yes comrades the insurance companies that we speak ill towards are actually our companions in this battle for the rights of the people.

Buried in the thousands of pages of the health care bills drafted by Democrats in the House and Senate is a provision to protect insurance companies from legal accountability for benefit decisions that cause injury or death to patients, Republicans warned on Wednesday.

“You can sue your doctor for malpractice if he makes a mistake practicing medicine, but you cannot sue your insurance company when it makes a medical decision,” Rep. John Shadegg (R-Ariz.) said at the press conference near the steps of the Capitol. “That’s just wrong.

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